A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there
but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said
“it is quite cold out here can I come in?”
The man shouted, “NO why don’t you all understand I want to be alone!”
and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked
down and there again sat a snail and it said, “What did you do that for?”