Husband wife CIA joke

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,  interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists…
Two men and  a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large  metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your  instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you  will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You  can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re  not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same  instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about  five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes.” I tried, but I  can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take  your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the  same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the  room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,  banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened  slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and  said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the  chair.”



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