Dogs , light bulbs, german shepherd, lab,

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining the day is young,

we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside

worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring

that’s not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the

light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these

people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed

any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no

one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…

13. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle …

15. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.

By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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  1. Pingback: Dogs , light bulbs, german shepherd, lab, | Dr Martin Fried humor blog

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