A NEW Kind of Exercise-

The Doc told me to start an exercise program.

 I’ve devised the following:

Beat around the bush

Jumping to conclusions (jumping jacks might actually help)

Climb the walls ( Use suction cups that can hold your weight please)

Drag my heels

Push my luck

Make mountains out of mole hills

Bend over backwards to please others

Jump on the Band Wagon Run around in circles

Toot my own horn

Open a can of worms

Put my foot in my mouth ( you have to be flexible to do this)

Start the ball rolling

Go over the edge

Pick up the pieces. ( nice bending exercise)

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