Things to Ponder and wonder about this holiday season

EVER WONDER – –

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

– – Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? – –

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? –

– Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? – –

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? –

– Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid – made with real lemons? –

– Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? –

– Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? –

– Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? –

– Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

– – You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

–  Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? –

– If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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